OK, let's try this one...
You might be a Fancier of Firearms if you know exactly what the following ad refers to:
"SHOTGUNS: Beretta pin tail 12 ga, lnib $425. Zabota 20 ga. SxS, 26" M and F, $225. Call xxx-xxxx"
(actual ad in Albuquerque Journal, 13 Dec 2002)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."