Glock Talk

Glock Talk (http://glocktalk.com/forums/index.php)
-   The Lighter Side (http://glocktalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=17)
-   -   You May Be Taliban If... (http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1479883)

SecondHandJokes 03-31-2013 20:02

You May Be Taliban If...
 
1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can?t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon ?unclean.?

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can?t think of anyone you haven?t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You?ve always had a crush on your neighbor?s goat.

phonejack 03-31-2013 20:51

If your wife's burqa is white, she may belong to the Klan!

itstime 03-31-2013 21:05

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Angry Fist 03-31-2013 21:10

Hell yeah.

Ronny 03-31-2013 21:20

11. You were trained and armed by the US military in the late 1970's and then used those weapons against a similar invasion by those who armed and trained you.

SCmasterblaster 04-03-2013 12:09

Jihad!! HaHaHaHaHa!!!! :cool:

JBCIII 04-04-2013 11:34

...you have a long flowing beard, you hang out in a desert, and you are *not* in ZZTop...

SCmasterblaster 04-04-2013 14:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBCIII (Post 20155234)
...you have a long flowing beard, you hang out in a desert, and you are *not* in ZZTop...

HehHehHehHehHeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LASTRESORT20 04-04-2013 14:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonejack (Post 20144406)
If your wife's burqa is white, she may belong to the Klan!


*And...If your wife's burqa is Black, she may belong to the Black Panther party!

SCmasterblaster 04-04-2013 14:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by LASTRESORT20 (Post 20155710)
*And...If your wife's burqa is Black, she may belong to the Black Panther party!

Does it still exist anywhere?

average nobody 04-04-2013 21:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBCIII (Post 20155234)
...you have a long flowing beard, you hang out in a desert, and you are *not* in ZZTop...

hahaha

Paul53 04-04-2013 23:00

You have trouble opening a jar of peanut butter, declare jihad on Skippy

SCmasterblaster 04-10-2013 10:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul53 (Post 20157198)
You have trouble opening a jar of peanut butter, declare jihad on Skippy

:supergrin::supergrin: and I hate peanut butter.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 22:12.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright 2013, Glock Talk, All Rights Reserved.