was just the victim of a citizen's pullover
 

I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....

I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.

Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.


This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"

I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".

"Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?" :whistling: "NO!" "I got yo plates!"

OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.

"NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"

Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?

"You are calling the cops?"

Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.

"I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"

whips a u turn and goes home.

what kind of special retard is this?

Sorry for road-raging you like that, but I was already upset cause Judge Judy was preempted for a white house announcement. I just wasn't myself. :embarassed: :wavey:

You got his plates. Now go bang his wife.

Wow, the temptation to slam on the brakes would have been almost unbearable.

I would have replied "good for you. Now F-off!" And pulled away. If he keeps following, he can follow me to the nearest Police Precinct. We'll see how he likes that.

Let us know if he does report you for speeding, if the Police show up.

Is George Zimmerman out on bail? HH

Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??

Oh, good god! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: HH

This is how legedary GNG threads start.

He has your plates. The proof is irrisputable.

I believe I would have "saw" a dog and slam on my brakes, my bumper is a little dented already and my hitch would have done some damage, then tell him he shouldn't follow so closely.:whistling:

One who has a death wish... If he met another special human who happened to be armed, the likely outcome would be 1 special human in a body bag and 1 in prison.

I should have put him in a rear naked choke, it was discusting.....

I wouls notify the local LEO's and keep an eye out but otherwise not do anything to cause trouble.
May be a real nut case from all anyone knows.
Be safe and alert!

Reminds me of those youtube videos of people screaming at cops for not wearing seatbelts :rofl:

Luckily the guy in your situation wasn't crazy enough to do anything.

I agree 100% Anyone that would do that in this day and age is a fruitbat..

no offense to any fruitbats or relatives thereof that may frequent this forum..

I don't know it's pretty crazy pulling over an unknown person in a big truck with super citizen power..

He's watching you, you're screwed!

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this is very true. there are too many levels of crazy to keep track.

I kinda thought Eurodriver lived in Florida ?

I like to think I would step up in a true dangerous situation, I would not take the chance of getting a second smile added to the wrong side of my noggin over speeding....

there were no old ladies or young Thai girls, no motorcycles or jet skis, no Dads whipping my ass, where is the ED similarity?

I would have never stopped for him. He sounds like a wacko.

I wouldn't be all to happy if you where speeding down my street with the young children in the area. Though admittedly the guy handled the situation like a turd.

Really, if you have a big truck, just slam on the brakes. Sue him for whiplash. Tell the cops you saw an animal in the road. Be ready for the retard if he is stupid enough to come at you.

In all seriousness, it sounds like you did the right thing. Stay in your vehicle. Be ready if he approaches. Don't roll your window down enough for him to attack you. LE will be on your side in virtually all scenerios here as long as you don't do something stupid (like getting out with a gun).

And make sure you're the first to call 911! If he calls 911 on you, you might be in a whole lotta trouble when LE arrives.