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TBO 12-04-2012 18:25

Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture
 
Morning Report: Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture on stipulation that no witnesses are present

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/12/4...e-no-witnesses


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Keoking 12-04-2012 18:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBO (Post 19700734)
Morning Report: Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture on stipulation that no witnesses are present

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/12/4...e-no-witnesses


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Jean Claude Van Damme already called winners.

VC-Racing 12-04-2012 18:32

Gonna need some :popcorn:

*ASH* 12-04-2012 18:39

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...images5-14.jpg


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Rotn1 12-04-2012 18:40

Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.

sappy13 12-04-2012 18:41

iv never understood peoples obsession with steven seagal. i wish it would be a televised fight.

concretefuzzynuts 12-04-2012 18:42

Delusional.

*ASH* 12-04-2012 18:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rotn1 (Post 19700790)
Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

diamondd2 12-04-2012 18:45

Seagal will get destroyed. No chance whatsoever.

glock_19guy1983 12-04-2012 18:53

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:What a maroon

norm357 12-04-2012 19:00

I don't know. I just don't know. I have seen all of Segals movies. Even the crappy direct to video ones. I think maybe, just maybe, he could take Randy.


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LASTRESORT20 12-04-2012 19:11

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UPei9tAwb2...l-663x1024.jpg

"stipulation that no witnesses are present........."

faawrenchbndr 12-04-2012 19:13

Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.

*ASH* 12-04-2012 19:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by faawrenchbndr (Post 19700935)
Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.

might be true , but i wouldnt **** with him . randy would wax his ass thou

Walk Soft 12-04-2012 19:16

Segal couldn't beat Couture in his(Segal's) prime.Segal could out shoot him though.

jdavionic 12-04-2012 19:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walk Soft (Post 19700944)
Segal couldn't beat Couture in his(Segal's) prime.Segal could out shoot him though.

Maybe that's what he meant by "no rules"...you know, OC would prevent a loss here.

LASTRESORT20 12-04-2012 19:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by faawrenchbndr (Post 19700935)
Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.

Successful and good-enough "bum" Who has made a better living than Many...many folks....The "fight" (challenge) is all hype and publicity-stunt from 2 guys who are out of their Prime...so the Po-folks can squabble and argue who is "better" and more Polished...:yawn:


:supergrin:

427 12-04-2012 19:31

MMA is a joke! Take out a knee, or collar bone, or floating rib and it's over.

Dubble-Tapper 12-04-2012 19:35

is this like the james toney money maker?

couture is much too athletic for that old dude. my friends are always saying, "bro, he trains with the spider"

he would get the same thing james toney did. takedown then ground n' pound...

tantrix 12-04-2012 19:35

Seagal is legit...but he couldn't last more than about 20 seconds inside a cage with Couture.

arclight610 12-04-2012 19:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by LASTRESORT20 (Post 19700919)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UPei9tAwb2...l-663x1024.jpg

"stipulation that no witnesses are present........."

You might be right...

"Oh no, I don't play by rules," he responded. "That's not how I fight.

tantrix 12-04-2012 19:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by arclight610 (Post 19701030)
You might be right...

"Oh no, I don't play by rules," he responded. "That's not how I fight.

Seagal just didn't want any witnesses around to see Couture stomp mudhole in his ass, that's all. :rofl:

F14Scott 12-04-2012 19:39

Does "no rules" mean small joint locks are allowed? If that's the case, Randy has a whole new world of Aiki jujitsu to learn. If Segal can get a hold of Randy's wrist or hand before he, himself, gets knocked out, it will be all over.

In college I went full steam against my instructor and he just dodged and batted my attacks until he got my wrist. Then, he tossed me around for a minute before making me jump onto my head and tap out.

ronin.45 12-04-2012 19:41

This is just Seagal trying to keep his name in the MMA media. What possible reason would Couture have to accept a "no witnesses" fight? That stipulation was made to ensure that the fight didn't happen. Seagal has no interest in fighting for real. As for Seagal outshooting Couture, I wouldn't bet on it. Couture is a shooter too and Seagal never impressed me much. It annoys me that Silva and Machida keep this bozo around.

tantrix 12-04-2012 19:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by 427 (Post 19701006)
MMA is a joke! Take out a knee, or collar bone, or floating rib and it's over.

Try any of those 3 when I shoot in for a takedown...10:1 odds you end up on your back with me in a dominant position. That's exactly the kind of thinking that would cause Seagal to get his ass kicked.


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