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Eurodriver 11-10-2012 20:43

Got punched in the mouth today!!!
 
So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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Sporaticus 11-10-2012 20:48

Bless your heart. Life is really hard on you, isn't it.

el_jewapo 11-10-2012 20:48

Well good luck. Only thing worse than a punch to the teeth is a punch to the teeth and not scoring.

ray9898 11-10-2012 20:49

Epic.

Averageman 11-10-2012 20:49

Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

FPS 11-10-2012 20:55

Probably wasn't the smartest reply. But you already knew that.

Any pics?

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Eurodriver 11-10-2012 20:56

For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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JDennis 11-10-2012 20:57

Really?? Why even post something asinine as this? Was she checking out your sweet benz after you paid the kids 15 bucks to key it for you? Wow. If its true, some things are better kept to yourself...

ChuteTheMall 11-10-2012 21:02

I'm disappointed that it wasn't by the sweet older lady you have the crush on.

Kingarthurhk 11-10-2012 21:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eurodriver (Post 19617955)
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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"Life is hard; its harder when you're stupid."-John Wayne.

Bruce M 11-10-2012 21:05

I think the obvious lesson here is that under similar circumstances the correct response would be to say something such as "Could move to your left/right, please. You are hot but I am trying to check out your daughter." Then there is no confusion as to intentions.

Indianashooter 11-10-2012 21:05

Was it worth the look? If so, do nothing and pay them another visit!

CJStudent 11-10-2012 21:07

He's baaaaaaaaack.

NeverMore1701 11-10-2012 21:07

Isn't that just a damn shame?


Wait, no, it's not.

Moron.

HollowHead 11-10-2012 21:12

He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH

LASTRESORT20 11-10-2012 21:12

~ "Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!" ~


`Find a way to get some Pic`s!

Thanks for the interesting share...:supergrin:

*ASH* 11-10-2012 21:14

forget the story , so they were hot !!!!! how bout some pics , i know you took some lol . :supergrin:

dont let all the haters get ya down ,keep on pimping it :wavey:

finally no more bs politics threads and this thread shows we have recovered nicely .:supergrin::supergrin:

USMCsilver 11-10-2012 21:15

For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!

OctoberRust 11-10-2012 21:16

Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.

and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".

Adjuster 11-10-2012 21:19

Facebook links?



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FLIPPER 348 11-10-2012 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eurodriver (Post 19617904)
I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Call the cops??

costanza187 11-10-2012 21:23

It's like a train wreck.

NeverMore1701 11-10-2012 21:24

Also, good job getting your ass kicked by some random dude.

Angry Fist 11-10-2012 21:27

My daughters would wash your mouth out with buckshot, even though they are half and a quarter your target age. You're lucky to be alive, ****o.

mj9mm 11-10-2012 21:27

:rofl:, and now you're waiting for a response from the daughter:rofl:


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