mastrbloata
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Last Activity: 06-13-2013 04:53
About Me
- About mastrbloata
- Biography
- My fingers really could plug a dike. Sometimes I stay up nights wondering why animals taste so good. I have picked up road kill and cooked it. My foot size has a funny way of getting larger every year. I worship at the alter of ground beef and pork.
- Location
- Pinellas Park, Florida
- Interests
- Pulling the emergency brake when a tailgater is within 16" of my bumper, traveling the world to visit Roman vomitoriums, bathing in vegetable oil when lard isn't available.
- Occupation
- Warehouse worker, competition eater (professionally), cleaning up after others while pretending not to notice, lunch sampler. (Other peoples)
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Signature
- "The difference between "global governance" and "world government," is much like the difference between date rape and rape. One begins with seduction; both end in violence."
-Henry Lamb-
- "The difference between "global governance" and "world government," is much like the difference between date rape and rape. One begins with seduction; both end in violence."