I am a Glocktalk Poster.

I am a Mall Ninja and a member of a forum.

I serve the people of Glocktalk, and live the GNG Values.

I will always place the bloviation and rhetoric first.

I will never accept locked threads.

I will never log off.

I will never leave a fallen poster. (Unless they think differently than me.)

I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my posting tasks and drills.

I always maintain my keyboard, my Ed Hardy gear, my 5.11 pants and myself.

I am an expert and I am a professional. (Of course, I'm on a gun board.)


I stand ready to bloviate, argue for the sake of arguing, and discredit, the enemies of common sense and views that don't match mine in keyboard combat.

I am a guardian of bloviation and the Glocktalk way of life.

I am a Glocktalk Poster.