I am a Mall Ninja and a member of a forum.
I serve the people of Glocktalk, and live the GNG Values.
I will always place the bloviation and rhetoric first.
I will never accept locked threads.
I will never log off.
I will never leave a fallen poster. (Unless they think differently than me.)
I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my posting tasks and drills.
I always maintain my keyboard, my Ed Hardy gear, my 5.11 pants and myself.
I am an expert and I am a professional. (Of course, I'm on a gun board.)
I stand ready to bloviate, argue for the sake of arguing, and discredit, the enemies of common sense and views that don't match mine in keyboard combat.
I am a guardian of bloviation and the Glocktalk way of life.
I am a Glocktalk Poster.