Well it's time again your local police will be ramping up to batten down the hatches for New Years eve, and the inevitable calls for loud parties, domestics and drunk drivers, here are a few tips for you to get the most of your tax dollars if the police come a knocking...Sometimes the most for your tax dollars is a cushy stay at the Grey bar Hotel complete with a Shower and 2 hots and a cot....

Follow these tips and you too can take advantage of this little known stimulus incentive.....

Well to understand the good you have to see the bad and here are some reasons we HATE Christmas...

Working on Christmas... If you have kids it sucks not being there for the whole day and having your family have to reschedule Christmas can be frustrating..

But the worst part is having to go to the Domestics where some prick Dad has decided that Christmas is the perfect time to get drunk and slap mom around in front of the kids.. now we come in and the State has taken...

I was asked by my daughter why I love christmas so much and here are a few recent things that happended to make me a jaded tough guy love christmas...


Shop with a cop! we take some of the deserving families and take the parents shopping at Walmart so the kids have a good christmas, heck they have a great chirstmas as far as presents go, however most of the parents show up with the kids and have them pick out the stuff soo to them the cop in the Santa hat is Santa Claus cause...