Do I have man boobs? (e.g., Moobs)
Not to mention the fact that I'm practically bald too. Heck, I'd be totally bald, but I think shaving the hair that's left on my head would be like shooting my wounded.
The doctors at the hair restoration clinic advise that I have enough hair coming out my ears to make a full head of hair by way of transplants to my scalp, but I don;t have enough money or insurance to cover the costs.
Hey, but you know what? The women still call me SEXY! (Well, the ones that ain't trying to blind me with pepper spray do.)